How to make Rooney happy in one simpe step.

This is Rooney celebrating a title. But this here is Rooney collecting a medal.

This is Rooney celebrating a goal, this here, well, this is sad.

This is Rooney on the bench. This here, just another sad, sad image.

If not a team mate, a big little brother to look after.

Or someone to catch him when he jumps.

Not everybody can understand about these good ol' days unless they were there.

You get it now, don't you? You want Rooney happy? Simple, Bring back Cris!

If not for Rooney then for me, I don't think I can take another episode of this! Too sad.